i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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