he thought i was a dude.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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