So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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