Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
