At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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