drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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