You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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