I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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