That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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