singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
