she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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