Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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