ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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