A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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