I can tuck mytits in my pants
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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