You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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