and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Randomize
