I don't think brook has ever known best
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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