Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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