whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
