So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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