Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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