If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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