It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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