i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just had sex on a roof
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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