Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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