try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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