i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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