I got chris browned last night
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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