I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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