I hope mine doesn't look like that
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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