Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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