Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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