Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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