Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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