I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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