I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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