I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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