its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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