Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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