I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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