Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
At least make sure they are 18
Why
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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