Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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