normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
