my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i would one night stand the shit outta him
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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