I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
