what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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