shes about as inviting as chlamydia
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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