Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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