I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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